Because the jar says 'twist to open'!
Them: Want to go work out?
Me: Can't. I'm exhausted from all the CrossFit this morning.
Them: It's pronounced 'croissant' & how the hell did you eat the entire dozen?!
Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?
He could really get into the vaultz.
What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move?
What animals are poor dancers?
Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.
I do 5 sit-ups every morning.
May not sound like much, but there’s only so many times you can hit the snooze button.
How many dance teachers does it take to change a light bulb?
A mushroom walked into a dance club and asked this girl to dance.
She replied, "Are you kidding? You are a mushroom!"
And the mushroom replied, "Oh come on. I am a FUN GUY!"
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits.
He said, "How flexible are you?"
I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."
About a year ago I took up line dancing. I got so into it, I had to join a self help group to stop. It's a TWO STEP program.
Why didn't the skeleton dance at the disco?
He had noBODY to dance with.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
Chuck Norris doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance.
Chuck Norris has decided to take square dance lessons. He's tired of tap dancing on peoples' faces.
written by: JJK